There are fascinating somatic hacks to calm the nervous system & body. And they can be included in play! Join Almond to learn & practice massage techniques to activate the vagus nerve before, during & after a play session! Want to calm your partner's nervous system while you're spanking them? Let's do it! Want...
Almond Linden

Almond Linden (she/they) is a sex educator & ritual facilitator. Based on the Anishinabewaki territory in so-called Canada, she’s a fat, queer, disabled, white, gender-exploring being. Their work supports fellow people in chronic pain & disabled folx to find empowerment through safer embodiment & pleasure. Forests, vibrators & pain-relief cream are her trio of choice.
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Nature is hot as fuck. Through a ritual and discussion, we’ll explore how plants can be portals to erotic pleasure & how hot it can be to interact with them consensually! We'll take an animist approach to communicating with these living beings & explore how we can live in a reciprocal relationship with them in...
There are fascinating somatic hacks to calm the nervous system & body. And they can be included into play! Join Almond to learn & practice massage techniques to activate the vagus nerve before, during & after a play session! In the 1st half of the workshop, we'll learn and practice the techniques in a non-sexual...
Let's destroy the myth that people in chronic pain & disabled folx cannot tie or be tied! There are myriads of ways in which rope can be accessible, pleasurable, and helpful for our chronically painful bodies. This workshop is an introduction to rope at the intersection of chronic pain & disability. We’ll talk about the...
Ready to be enchanted by the magic of your climax? 🔥 This is a solo sex magic ritual for you to explore your juiciest of desires. For you to clarify what you want (what you really, really want)! To transform those fantasies into embodied commitment. To let your climax imprint those desires into your body...
Consent starts with you. So, let’s meet our bodies, fantasies, needs, and boundaries before diving into the weekend. This is a space to find glimmers of clarity about your erotic self, both in solo and group practices. We’ll begin with an individual somatic body mapping practice that will equip you with a colorful hand-drawn...
Come share your fantasies! We'll begin with an icebreaker and solo reflection about our erotic fantasies. Then, you're invited to share your fantasies with us - through storytelling, interpretive dance, short prose, drawings - or however the fuck you want to share. Join this session to be witnessed in your desires, celebrate the uniqueness...
This is an immersive sensual group ritual that’s somewhere between a cuddle puddle and an orgy. Naked, laying down, blindfolded, and covered from head to toe in warm coconut oil.. You’ll be guided to touch your own and other’s bodies with slowness and presence. You’ll be encouraged to drop stories of desirability and melt...
Let's destroy the myth that people in chronic pain & disabled folx cannot tie or be tied! There are myriads of ways in which rope can be accessible, pleasurable, and helpful for our chronically painful bodies. This workshop introduces rope at the intersection of chronic pain & disability. We’ll workshop how to tie on the...
Welcome to 3-days of sensual, kinky, cuddly, and playful connection for fat people, only. Facilitated by 3 fat facilitators, Kink Camp is a space for us to explore our sensual, erotic, and kinky selves within the comforts of a fat-only community. You can expect fun workshops, delicious food, and delightful play spaces. While there’s space...
There are fascinating somatic hacks to calm the nervous system & body. And they can be included into play! Join Almond to learn & practice massage techniques to activate the vagus nerve before, during & after a play session! In the 1st half of the workshop, we'll learn and practice the techniques in a non-sexual...
This is an immersive sensual group ritual that’s somewhere between a cuddle puddle and an orgy. Naked, laying down, blindfolded, and covered from head to toe in warm coconut oil.. You’ll be guided to touch your own and other’s bodies with slowness and presence. You’ll be encouraged to drop stories of desirability and melt into...











