Hi, I’m CJ! I’m a tall, fat, muppety human who’s been doing this ropey thing since 2017. I tie, am tied, and self tie, with a particular specialization in dubious suspensions for the sake of science. The word “can’t” makes me deeply suspicious. As such, I’m compelled to find the adaptations and modifications that make suspensions possible for all bodies. Curiosity and collaboration make my world go round, and I’ll *absolutely* help you make your weirdest rope dreams into reality.